Episode 9 -- "Wizzard" by Cate Cavanaugh

After a long hiatus, Undead Jake rises from the tomb once more. Yeah, the skin is peeling and the jaw is hanging a bit more loosely, but what are you going to to when you're undead? When it's not the Bavarian Blitherati, it's someone else who's trying to tell me eating the flesh of the living is wrong.

Today, I bring you Cate Cavanaugh's short story "Wizzard." Good businessmen should always read the fine print when making demonic pacts. You never know what loopholes can save your skin. Just watch who you step on as you embark on your career of evil, to borrow a phrase.

Music by the delicious KittyViolet and the wicked, wicked ClosedHandPromise.

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